| Trixie: |
Michael Rennie was ill
| The Day the Earth Stood Still |
| (The day he took those pills) |
But he told us (to fuck off!) where we stand. (On our feet! On your knees!)
| And Flash Gordon was there, in |
silver underwear (They were gold!) |
|
(crotchless)
(edible)
(cumstained) |
| Claude Rains was the |
Invisible Man (Fucker never showed up! How could you tell?) |
|
(Unfuckable) |
Then something went wrong
| For Fay Wray |
and King Kong |
|
(fucked)
(smelled)
(broke her bong) |
| They got caught in a |
celluloid jam. |
(A sixty-nine!)
(Yay, jam!) |
|
(sexual) |
|
| Then at a deadly pace, |
It Came From... |
Outer Space |
|
(You came on where?) |
(Janet's face! Good choice!) |
| And this is how the message |
ran: |
|
(Freeze - those - lips!) |
Science fiction (ooo hoo hoo) double feature
| ("Starring": Starring, |
your God!
a f-----! |
"Tim Curry") |
Doctor X (Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!) will build a creature
| See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on) |
Brad and Janet |
|
(Dick O'Brien)
(Conan O'Brien) |
Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet
("A Groupie": Grope the groupie!)
| Woh oh oh oh ohhhh |
| (Janet's a ho) |
("A Heroine": Janet's got heroin!)
| At the late night |
(early morning) |
double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show |
|
(very late night) |
(fuck your teacher)
(fuck your preacher) |
("Charles Gray" Charlie Gray, he's okay, but he's got no fucking neck!)
| (Do you know any child molesters?) I knew Leo G. Carrol was |
over a barrel |
|
(fucking Jack Sparrow) |
| When
Tarantula | took |
to the hills |
|
|
(LSD) |
|
| (How d'you get the | cum |
off your lips? |
Lips lick: Lick it, bitch!) |
| And I really got hot when I saw |
Jeanette Scott |
|
(Janet's twat) |
| Fight a |
triffid that spits |
poison and | kills
(What the fuck's a |
penis?) |
|
(penis) |
(semen and | pills) |
(triffid?) |
| Dana Andrews said Prunes (with pits) gave him |
the runes |
|
(the shits) |
| And passing them used |
lots of skills |
(Yay skills!) |
|
(Ex-Lax pills) |
(Yay pills!) |
But When Worlds Collide, (Boom!) said George Powell to his bride,
| I'm gonna |
give you some |
terrible thrills |
|
(feed you some
(fuck the |
(sexual thrills)
(orgasmic thrills)
birth control pills)
shit out of you) |
|
Like a... |
|
| (And |
take a Lips freeze: |
Sex-ray!)
(Blowjob!) |
| Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature |
("Richard O'Brien": Dick number 1!)
(Another "Richard O'Brien": Dick number 2!) |
| Doctor X (Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!) will build a creature |
("Richard Hartley": Dick number 3!)
("Peter Suschitzky": Three Dicks and a Peter!) |
(What happened with three Dicks and a Peter? "Graeme Clifford": They creamed Clifford!)
| See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on) |
Brad and Janet |
|
(Brian Thompson) |
(Who's to blame? "Sue Blane": Sue's to blame! She did the costumes!)
Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet
| Woh oh oh oh ohhhh |
| (Janet's a ho) |
("Denis Lewiston": Who hates their kid enough to name them 'Penis'?)
| At the late night |
(early morning) |
double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show |
|
(very late night) |
(fuck your teacher)
(fuck your preacher) |
("Richard Pointing" - run up and point at Richard's name)
I wanna go (I wanna come!) oh oh oh
| To the late night |
(early morning) |
double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show |
|
(very late night) |
(fuck your teacher)
(fuck your preacher) |
("Celestia Fox": If she's a fox, why does it say "uck"?)
By RKO, (RK who?) oh oh oh (Thank you!)
(What's RKO stand for? Really Kinky Orgasm!)
| To the late night |
(early morning) |
double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show |
|
(very late night) |
(fuck your teacher)
(fuck your preacher) |
(Where's the best place to fuck?) In the back row, oh oh oh
(Fuck the back row! Fuck the front row! We fucked you first! We fucked you last! We fucked you in the eye and you saw it coming! We fucked you in the ear and you heard it coming! Fuck you both, I'm in the creamy center!)
Alt: (Fuck the back row! You fuck the back row! Everyone fuck the back row! Gang bang the back row!)
| To the late night |
(early morning) |
double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show |
|
(very late night) |
(fuck your teacher)
(fuck your preacher) |
|