RHPS-Callbacks.org
Screaming into the void for 3594156 seconds
This is a Fan-Site
Not official, not perfect, just what I’ve gathered over time – and, now, over the net. Hooray for connectivity – it means that if you think you can do better, I will gladly welcome it into the fold. That’s why the Spaghetti Monster gave us forms.
What This Is (and Isn’t)
This is one version of a callback script – built from personal experience and club input. A version, not the version. There is no the version.
No pretense is being made towards officiality. It’s fan love. Anyone claiming universal authority over any of the chaos called Rocky needs watching, and maybe a hug.
Manual Mailing List
If things change, I will tell you - and not before. This will be a fully manual emission - nothing automated. You're more likely to forget you're on this mailing list than to get overwhelmed by mail from it.
Warning: Tonight's performance may contain one or more of the following:
This is something my group put up regularly before performances. Take it to heart.
About That Offense Thing
Some of these callbacks are mean. Raunchy. Unfair. Juvenile. Offensive.
Ain’t it great?
Rocky’s never been a "safe space", not in the usual sense. I mean, it is, if you come from the other direction: everyone can safely assume they’ll get hit by a couple water balloons, like everyone else. When no one is safe, everyone is safe - because 'danger' is subjectively defined.
That said: If a joke hits too close to home, take a breath. Take a drink. Skip it. Leave if you need to knowing we all love you, and respect your trauma, as you respect ours – but don’t ask us all to stop.
Lines that make me personally sting have been left in – because someone else out there might scream them with joy.
Love Means Submission
We want to hear what you do. That’s the point of the whole site! If your cast uses a line that’s not here, or if you know a variation worth preserving, use the submission form.
Need more space? Got something from a movie that's not Rocky? It’ll be enjoyed! Please, submit!
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What’s Next? You Tell Me
This is a foothold, a bedrock in drag. The callbacks are a core of what makes it ‘Rocky’; even shadowcasting can be argued to be one long visual callback.
With that attitude, it wouldn’t be silly to believe that this could become a port to dock pipe‑dream collaborations at – but only if you users wanna do it. We could start building callback scripts for other shows – The Room, Dr. Horrible, the entirety of Doctor Who – if we want to.
Or video collaborations – the kind of thing where global groups do 30 seconds of video for that one person whose idea needs film. Got one in mind already on this end.
If you have suggestions, we have free time. Give us a long shout.
Privacy, Legal, and All That
I’m not tracking you.
I only store what you submit.
Nothing is being sold.
The mailing list is manual and opt‑in.
If anything ever gets published, contributors get credit – and in that insane event, any profits go back into the Rocky world.
Read the deeper dive if you feel it.
Bug? Glitch? Bad Link?
This site’s new. If something breaks – or if you’ve got an idea to make it better – use the contact form to make a suggestion. It would be welcome. … Dear god, help us.